Watford Round Table 112

Fantastic endurance from Tablers

watfordroundtable — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 14:35:33 +0000

On Saturday 6th March, 3 teams of highly trained Watford Round Table drivers took on the rest of Hertfordshire in the Poppy Appeal Scalextric 1 Hour Endurance Race of the Year. We really showed them too with a 3rd place, 11th place and a 13th place out of 13 teams! The certificates are attached for those that entered and laps driven are shown below.

Perhaps we could have organised ourselves into more even strength teams but, heh, that would assume someone was organising things? Teams were:

Session 1 team 1 – Mark Davis and Tim Wood – a 911 owner and a non-car owner – pretty pathetic performance in 11th place for our top team. It seems the 911 kept breaking down on the corners.

Session 1 team 2 – Edward and Harrison Baldwin – a really crack team that we had high hopes for but these were dashed when it became apparent that the track was a bit too high off the ground and Harrison couldn’t see his car for the first race. Also, a small squabble and some fighting in the 5th race cost them a few laps.

Session 1 team 3 – Tim Baldwin and Peter Taylor – we thought we had the winning team here but unfortunately they got thrashed by two teams from the Rickmansworth Brownie pack.

It was a great day and I recommend it to you all for next year.

Sexy new T-Phone

watfordroundtable — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 23:17:56 +0000

tphone from
£free

www.TimBoldwin.com

The new tphone from Baldwins
not only packs features and coverage to rival the iphone but goes far
beyond. The tphone has real sex appeal and is slowly becoming the key
party accessory for ladies. Yes! Ladies you don’t worry if your
hot date does not happen to hit the magic spot, just reach for the tphone
it will take you to haven and back, guaranteed or your money back (see
terms &conditions apply). The tphone maybe small and fat
but it packs a full host of features including a revolutionary sound
based vibrating feature called the
T-spot search and destroy. The manufactures claim if you enjoy
the benefits of the G-spot then you will love the T-spot. Best
of all is the TaBa screen (Touch and Be amazed) which unlike the iphone
provides a stimulating user feedback. The iphone only provide
an interface designed to be used with a human finger whereas the tphone
can interact with any part of the body and provides real user feedback
to get the juices going. It also comes with a small stencil called the
TB magic wand which you use to prick yourself and it does the
rest, proving that size is not everything.

Pros: The tphone is
based on intense multi-human interface and worldwide research so it
has global appeal. The phone comes full equipped. The tphone 2 due out
later this year will also include the TB master relief feature which
provides suction device based on the Cyclone technology meaning that
it never loses its suction power

Cons: The tphone is unreliable
and has a limited battery life. In our tests our researches simply had
to take their kits off the table and the phone battery started to leak.
The battery life does not meet the demands that ladies have become accustomed
to in the 21^st century. In our numerous tests
the battery only lasted between 2-5 seconds.

Vice Chairman exposed!

watfordroundtable — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 16:16:00 +0000

Watford Round Table - it will change your life (look what it has done for Daniel)

£90k donated to Mencap!

watfordroundtable — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 14:27:44 +0000

Our Vice Chairman hogging the limelight again