Sexy new T-Phone

February 17th, 2009 Comments Off

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      The new tphone from Baldwins
      not only packs features and coverage to rival the iphone but goes far
      beyond. The tphone has real sex appeal and is slowly becoming the key
      party accessory for ladies. Yes!  Ladies you don’t worry if your
      hot date does not happen to hit the magic spot, just reach for the tphone
      it will take you to haven and back, guaranteed or your money back (see
      terms &conditions apply
      ).  The tphone maybe small and fat
      but it packs a full host of features including a revolutionary sound
      based vibrating feature called the
      T-spot search and destroy. The manufactures claim if you enjoy
      the benefits of the G-spot then you will love the T-spot.  Best
      of all is the TaBa screen (Touch and Be amazed) which unlike the iphone
      provides a stimulating user feedback.  The iphone only provide
      an interface designed to be used with a human finger whereas the tphone
      can interact with any part of the body and provides real user feedback
      to get the juices going. It also comes with a small stencil called the
      TB magic wand which you use to prick yourself and it does the
      rest, proving that size is not everything.
       

        Pros:  The tphone is
        based on intense multi-human interface and worldwide research so it
        has global appeal. The phone comes full equipped. The tphone 2 due out
        later this year will also include the TB master relief feature which
        provides suction device based on the Cyclone technology meaning that
        it never loses its suction power
         

          Cons: The tphone is unreliable
          and has a limited battery life. In our tests our researches simply had
          to take their kits off the table and the phone battery started to leak.
          The battery life does not meet the demands that ladies have become accustomed
          to in the 21
          st century. In our numerous tests
          the battery only lasted between 2-5 seconds.

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